I just like to say it. Squirtle squirtle!
Squirtle! WTF! I don't even know what's happening here! That turtle in the sunglasses is eating onigiri. Now they're vandalizing something. Now they captured some peoples. Now it's injured. Squirtle don't care. Squirtle don't give a shit. Squirtle has sparkle eyes.
I feel like if I watched more than 5 minutes of this I would lose what's left of my sanity.