|I am imagining all of you as the cast of Fake.|
Who is the right combination of sexy, devil-may-care, tender, dorky, devoted and borderline psychotic? Who would I be content reading about in any incarnation?
|You, Dee. You, okay?|
Dee Laytner is a near-thirty-something detective for the NYPD...and just happens to be madly in love with his partner Ryo McClean. The two solve crimes, and are generally pretty bad-ass. They're also working through some childhood traumas, and the fact that Dee keeps trying to get all up in Ryo's biz.
|There's that sensitivity.|
Quit pushing Ryo's boundaries, Dee.
He's the right mix of hyper-cheesy and dude-you-do-not-want-to-eff-with. I like it. I like Dee.
|I will not! I do like you. You're like my favorite character in a manga ever.|
Take the compliment, you weirdo.
Dee has a heart of gold, behind his rough exterior...sometimes. Sometimes it's the heart of a pervert...which I'm okay with too.
|Dee may have a split personality.|
He vacillates from intense to goofball on a regular basis.
He's honest to a fault, secretly considerate (he doesn't want to mess with his tough-guy cred), kind of a doofus (not the smartest tool in the shed, but definitely a tool) and he's a good guy. A real good guy. Rough around the edges, but hopelessly devoted to those he loves.
|Dee at his NYPD finest!|
He loves kids (most of them), sports and really bad clothing. (Seriously, he is a horrible dresser.) He's loud, messy, crude and AWESOME! I like him so much that sometimes I want to shake Ryo for dissing him as often as he has.
|Dee pounce with nip-slip!|
When (SPOILER) Ryo finally gives in to Dee's advances I swooned, and then I was jealous. I want a Dee. Everyone wants a Dee. And if I ruled the world, everyone would have one...except for me because I would have two, and why shouldn't I? After all, I would be busy ruling the world. I'd deserve two.