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So-Bad Sunday! Yaoi Hentai (manga)

First, this is the worst manga I've ever read, and it causes me deep, personal shame to own it. Second, no, I'm not going to talk about it in detail because it is disgusting. Third, there is no way I am posting scans from it. So, just trust me on the horribleness of it, please.

Yaoi Hentai  is a collection of four stories by different artists/writers that center on...horribleness?  It's yaoi, which is male/male, and it is hentai, which is porn--and I bought it for three reasons: because I might be a little bit of a pervert, it was cheap, and it was wrapped in plastic wrap. Had it not been wrapped in plastic I might have been able to judge the horror of it, and would never have purchased it. Of course, had it not been wrapped in plastic with the words "ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN" in all red caps on the cover, then children would have absolutely looked at it. I mean, I would have. And it would have scarred them for life. The big words on the cover should have read "ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR ANYONE," but then who would have bought it? Me, most likely. I have so much shame.

The four stories contained in this cheaply bound, and poorly translated manga, are each rather horrible in their own right, but collectively they are astonishingly awful.

Story one is about a student who "works" for an A for their art teacher. It illustrates some rather unsafe uses of paint, and skeeves me out to no end.

Story two is a charming buildungsroman (coming of age story) about a soccer player being gang raped by his teammates and a group of well-endowed sumo wrestlers.

Story three is about a group of jerks who DP ( I cannot believe I just wrote DP) what at first seems like an innocent high-school student. The student (surprise) turns out (what a twist!) to be a demon who turns the tables on his attackers in a fairly sadistic way. So, it's a morality tale?

Story four is tentacle porn. That's right...TENTACLE PORN! And I have just posted about tentacle porn on this blog. Who doesn't like a good tentacle porn story? Me, for one. I don't like it. No thank you, cephalapodic aliens with phallic appendages, I'm just not a fan.

In summation: BAD! BAD! BAD! GROSS! AWFUL! UNSANITARY! Kill it with fire!
The last one, "Kill it with fire!" is something I will ultimately have to do with this manga, because there is no way I am just throwing this in the trash where some innocent person could stumble across it (becoming scarred for life)...that would be bad karma.

2 comments:

William Shakespeare said...

Dude, I actually think that is an American Manga. So, ha, ha, the bad translations are actually just bad writing.

Also, I agree, that is the most horrible thing I've ever seen/read.

Amanderpanderer said...

REDACTION--
As Ms. Shakespeare pointed out, this is not a poor translation...it is poorly written. So poorly written that I believed it to be a translation. That says a lot.

Oh so bad.